THE URBAN EPIDEMIC

I'm back after a long, long, fucking long absence. If some are wondering what life jolting experiences have been rained unto me, what earth shaking events have prompted me to turn my back on blogging and those that have brought me back, then i remain as confunded as you are. Perhaps it was the boredome that i am experiencing now in my college com lab sitting down and waiting for me lily? My semester is coming to an end but you didn't really have to know anything bout my life now did you... it's not like ranting on this dumbass site will somehow change your life. So what the hell am i blogging for?

Maybe its my burgeoning desire and self deluded need to tell a story in order to kill time..

So here i go..

Once upon a time lived a girl named Esther, she was born a day before Easter of the year so her parents decided to fuck her name up as well. She loved travelling to faraway lands bringing her teddy bear along aptly named 'bear bear' because she tought it was cute. She would circle the world but sadly her allowances (and legs) only allowed her travel to the nearest mart. She legs had to go one day since she crossed the road without looking left or right for incoming traffic. Her legs were a pile of mangled flesh and bone resembling some b-grade movie wound. Except it was real and not as cheesy as she had seen in the movies. She cried for an entire year. Bed-ridden with only 'bear' to accompany her on those long and teary nights. Her legs had been torn out of her from halfway up the thigh so prosthesis were not an option because she would look jangly walking in them. One fine day she decided that she would venture into the outside world whellchair bound. She stopped going out after that because of all the weird ways people were treating her. On another fine day, she decided to venture out in the open again, but her mind could only will because her body was stiff and full of bed sores. On yet another fine day, many years later she died in her bed. The moral of this story is don't fuck around when crossing the street kids. Do it after you've crossed.

The end.

Ui hua wants to market a Tongkat Ali drink in the United States. The brand would be called ALi-bido. What i wouldn't give to help him film the add. Haih.. To be young and restless in the KL... goodnite. i love u ming.

Now tht the haze has dissipated for the bigger part of things, life in its ever blinding stupidity has resumed. And YES life has not changed one bit. The surgeon takes an extended leave, the nurse stitches us back. She leaves a kidney. My head is still in the ground. Always is and always will be

2nd week into college.

THE HAZE IS BACK...

...and what good timing. When i want to quit smoking god further aggravates my lungs. Its like he really is going out of His way to give me lung cancer or something. I feel so wanted up in heaven... IF thts wher i'm heading in the first place. To all other smokers out there, I'm guessing this is a sorta like a blessing in disguise... Its like God is giving out free cigarettes. Saves us all money doesnt it. Now, if only he starts raining down alcohol. Then everyone's happy. Cept those with damaged livers. But thts just too bad, God hates us all.

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